The bearded shoe monster

The Bearded Shoe Monster

Once upon a time there was misunderstood monster. This misunderstood monster was very wise. His stepmother always scolded him for his style of shoes. Since his father died he had to live with his stepmother and be scolded about his nice shoes. So he came up with a plan to kill his stepmother. His plan was to get his stepmother to go back to her hometown named Stepmotherville. Next he would frame her for stealing candy from a baby. After he framed his stepmother she was standing by a window when to guardsmen busted through the window and arrested her. He then went to Skyvillage and took their power source and sent it crashing into the prison. He got away with it because the engineer was blamed. Next he went to find a wizard to make his shoes talk. Once he reached the wizards castle he began to think of ways to make his shoes more stylish so he bought reed socks to match his shoes. As time passed he and his shoes grew matching beards. He found a magic book and enchanted his shoes to make him buff and fast. He found a skeleton key in his shoes. Once he discovered the key he went to find a keysmith in Lockland. The key expert stole his key put him in a sack and chucked him against a tree in the forest. The keysmith called his siblings and went to bone island to find the keys lock. But they fell into a trap set by the monster with his amazing bearded shoes. Once he ventured down into Bone Island he found the elf known as Kibler. Kibler said “he I like your beard. Want to have a beard party?” after they got the skeleton gold they went to Kibler’s tree house. The beard party was so intense that a beard brawl broke out. A blind man said “stop fighting our beards are all beautiful.” The old blind man cast a magical shaving spell and destroyed everyone’s beards. After the spell was cast Kibler threw beard powder and everyone grew neon beards. Then Kibler said “I have an announcement. I am really a conglomeration of Dwarven mining cats.” After the party The Bearded shoe monster and Kibler the conglomeration of Dwarven mining cats went to a magic river to obtain eternal youth. The instant they touched the water an old lady named big bertha fell from the sky screaming “Don’t drink from that river! If you drink that water you will find yourself on a deserted island.” A giant ell sprang from the water and bit the old lady. They all became very strong from the water and lived on the island forever.

Changes

hello I know I haven’t posted in awhile but im gonna start again and change what I am posting much less serious stuff some may be others may be stories I wrote but keep watching for new posts

Walk Out Cause Burger King to Close

Recently walkout have occurred shutting down local fast food restaurants the workers have demanded $15 an hour for serving burgers and other nutrients that our body’s need like fat, salt, and BBQ sauce.
How dare those lesser beings demand more money for serving me my grease slabs! This is obviously the work of the illuminati trying to keep vital nutrients from us for the final attack. Yes. It’s happened the illuminati has entered the final stage of world domination. The attack will start in phoenix Arizona where the illuminati have formed a pentagram out five outback steakhouses in order to trap Christ gull whilst he is upon stage at the 2013 secret Christ gull convention.
And Obama is obviously one of them or at least supports them because my mom said so and I should apparently follow her dogmatically because she said so.
And furthermore the illuminati has recently discovered how to control your mind using contact with in car GPS and all technologies it’s the end man the end.

9/11 Conspiracy Exposed

September 11 2001; planes crashed into the twin towers and the pentagon. The twin towers were destroyed as well as part of the pentagon and America’s confidence in American security crippled indefinitely. But was this an act of terrorism or something more sinister. Was it a simple attack on our hearts or fuel for our anger? Many have speculated and guessed but if people look at the facts than there is a better chance at finding out.
The three main theories surrounding 9-11 are about the pentagon not getting hit by a plane, flight 93 being shot down, and the controlled demolition theory and why we cannot just blame “the government”. And final theory is focused on the theory that it was an inside job.
First, It would be productive the focus on the fact that a lot of people choose to blame the government when approaching this conspiracy. But the government is separated into different parts with different goals. For all of those different parts to knowingly come together and plan something like this would be almost impossible. So with that said which part or parts of the government should we look into? Well I have chosen the bush administration not to say that bush knew about it just that the people around him did although bush would have had to be involved. As well as looking into the CIA because they would’ve been involved also.
So let’s begin by looking at the pentagon. The official story is that a hijacked Boeing 757 was purposely driven into the pentagon by Al-Qaida on 9-11-01. The conspiracy is that the pentagon was hit by something other than a plane such as a missile. The facts are that Boeing 757 has a 125 feet wing span and that the hole in the pentagon was 60 feet wide. In many pictures of the pentagon crash there is no sign of plane debris. The pentagon was under construction. And there were substantially less people killed than there would have been if that part of the pentagon had not been under construction.
Now let’s take a look at the evidence supporting each theory. The main ideas behind the conspiracy are that a Boeing 757 wouldn’t leave a 60 foot hole and that in many photos of the pentagon crash site there are no signs of airplane wreckage. Another key concept behind this conspiracy is that many people believe that the pentagon was under construction specifically so that less people would get hurt.
The facts representing the official story isn’t much other than people’s word saying there was a plane. But the interesting fact is that there are people who used emotionally charged words instead of facts to back up their claims. One of the people who did this was Blast expert Allyn E. Kilsheimer by saying “It was absolutely a plane, and I’ll tell you why, I saw the marks of the plane wing on the face of the building. I picked up parts of the plane with the airline markings on them. I held in my hand the tail section of the plane, and I found the black box. I held parts of uniforms from crew members in my hands, including body parts. Okay?” the reason that Allyn E. Kilsheimer gives as towards why there was indeed a plane there is because he said so. However there are pictures strongly indicating that there was indeed a plane at the crash site.
While there is evidence supporting each case it seems more likely that there was an airplane that crashed into the pentagon because of the photographic evidence. While there are still unanswered questions it’s not likely that the answers to those questions would drastically change the outcome.
The main conspiracy about flight 93 is the theory that it was shot down by a U.S. fighter plane instead of simply crash landing as the government stated. The main reason for this is because the main engine was found miles away from the main crash site withdamage comparable to that which a heat-seeking missile would do to an airliner. The other main idea behind this is that usually airplane crashes leave a small debris field but with this crash they found debris far from the main crash site. The reason this is significant is because if it’s true that means that a branch of the U.S. government knowingly shot down a plane of innocent hostages. The counter argument is that the airplane passengers rose up and took over the plane causing it to crash. It seems as though the official story is more believable considering how hard it would be to cover up the shooting the plane down.
Demolition theory proponents, such as Brigham Young University physicist Steven E. Jones, architect Richard Gage, software engineer Jim Hoffman, and theologian David Ray Griffin, argue that the aircraft impacts and resulting fires could not have weakened the buildings sufficiently to initiate a catastrophic collapse, and that the buildings would not have collapsed completely, nor at the speeds that they did, without additional energy involved to weaken their structures. Which leads people to believe their where explosives setup inside the buildings beforehand. As well as the fact that the world trade center 7 collapsed even thought it was never hit. The official story is that the force from the air plane knocked the buildings down. It seems likely that explosives where used but who used them still remains a mystery.
It is still unclear whether or not 9-11-01 was an inside job but we should always appreciate the people who investigate the unofficial story because they provide a unique perspective we would otherwise be blind to.

9/11 Conspiracy Theories – Debunking the Myths – Pentagon – Popular Mechanics
9/11 Conspiracy Theories – Debunking the Myths – Pentagon – Popular Mechanics

Military Whistleblower Claims She Witnessed Flight 93 Shootdown Order


http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1531304,00.html#ixzz2QYEogxZQ

NASA Wants To Catch an Asteroid

NASA Wants To Catch an Asteroid
NASA is shooting higher than ever by trying to catch an asteroid so that we can study it and be better prepared to stop asteroids. Which sounds like a good choice at first but the costs are outrages $105 million. The government can’t afford to spend those kinds of resources.
I don’t believe NASA can even figure out how to catch an asteroid I mean what they are going to do build a giant baseball mitt. The whole idea is ridiculous. It’s almost as if they’re just trying to make stuff up to pretend they are still smart.
So in the end our “geniuses” are out of ideas and luck. They should focus their efforts on something worthwhile like saving forests so we won’t run out of oxygen and choke to death

Alex Jones

Izak Forte
Alex Jones Needs a More Balanced Approach
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has accused the government of bombing the Boston marathon as a “false flag” to accumulate support for their plot to occupy Boston. But all of these theories are based on circular logic and pretty much repetitively saying I’m right. He didn’t seem too have many facts and seemed nervous that the government would knock down his door at any time. In the end I feel the that he wrote the article too soon therefore rushing it and not letting it fully blossom into the beautiful conspiracy it could’ve been.

Winter Performance

Izak Forte

Winter Performance

        The winter performance was last Wednesday. It consisted of four separate performances including drama, dance team, middle school music, and music lab.

        I believe the drama team did fantastic because of the amount of energy they brought to the stage. That energy seemed to make the play much funnier because of how fresh the material seemed compared to past plays where the actors seemed much duller and the play was less entertaining.

        The next performance was dance team. I found there dancing could have been more in sync since some of the dancers didn’t seem to know what they were supposed to be doing.

        Then came the middle school who sung quite well and I was impressed with how the song matched up with a video playing behind the students.

        The finale performance was the rock band. I thought that the singer had a good voice and it seemed like the band was in tune and practiced with each other. But the fact that they were making fun of the mian calendar by playing apocalypse songs makes me wonder about the music teachers sanity.

 

Global warming

There has been a lot of recent chatter on the topic of global warming. Subjects such as the greenhouse effect, ice caps melting and an increase in temperature have come up. But there are a lot of facts that need to be considered. A lot of data shows that the greenhouse effect is a viable candidate along with human chemical emissions for the increase in the average global temperature.
The average global temperature has increased over time.NASA scientist James Hansen stated“Global surface temperature has increased ≈0.2°C per decade in the past 30 years, similar to the warming rate predicted in the 1980s in initial global climate model simulations with transient greenhouse gas changes.” In the chart below with data taken by James Hansen shows that over about 1000 years the average global temperature has risen about1.1oC but that’s 1.98oF that’s about a 2 degree rise. During the last little ice age, the global average temperature was about two degrees less than what the average was a century ago. If that 2 degree shift caused an ice age then it can be concluded that a 2 degree shift in the other direction can have a significant impact on the environment. Though it is still unclear what this 2 degree shift means my theory is that it could possibly cause a massive heat wave.

The average global temperature has increased by 1.98 degrees F since 1880. This fact is inarguable, but the question many people have is the cause of this phenomenon. The likely source of this warming is human activity, especially those activities that burn fossil fuels and release carbon into the atmosphere. For example, many of humans’ everyday activities such as driving in cars, BBQ-ing on grills, heating homes, flying in planes and manufacturing in factories, etc., contribute to the release of carbon into the air. These pollutants that we put out are strongly correlated with global warming. The effect of this warming can be seen in several ways. In the figure above, for example, it can be seen that the ice caps on the North Pole have receded significantly since 1979. According to the Natural Resources Defense Council, “average temperatures in the Arctic region are rising twice as fast as they are elsewhere in the world.” This means that the artic is the most affected area in the world. This is all because the heat is being trapped in our atmosphere.
When sunlight reaches Earth’s surface, it can either be reflected back into space or absorbed by Earth. Once absorbed, the planet releases some of the energy back into the atmosphere as heat. Greenhouse gases (GHGs) like water vapor (H2O), carbon dioxide (CO2), and methane (CH4) absorb energy, slowing or preventing the loss of heat to space. In this way, GHGs act like a blanket, making Earth warmer than it would otherwise be. This process is commonly known as the “greenhouse effect”. This means that the CO2and other chemical emissions work as a blanket to keep the earth warm. That blanket is made up of carbon dioxide (CO2) water vapor (H2O) and methane (CH4). These are what we call greenhouse gases. The image above shows how that blanket stops the heat from escaping.
Since the data shows that global warming is real and that we played some part in it. It can be concluded that there may be some sort of way we can affect the co2 and other chemical emissions in a way that might slow the process of global warming.
http://pubs.giss.nasa.gov/supplement/2006_Hansen_etal_1/ I believe this source is unbiased and reliable because they have a reputable history of being unbiased and reliable. I believe this is also an authoritative source because they are leading researchers in their field.
http://www.nrdc.org/globalwarming/qthinice.asp this source is possibly biased because it’s their job to protect nature but after I fact checked them they appeared to be reliable. They aren’t authoritative though.
http://pubs.giss.nasa.gov/supplement/2006_Hansen_etal_1/ I believe this source is unbiased and reliable because they have a reputable history of being unbiased and reliable. I believe this is also an authoritative source because they are leading researchers in their field.
http://www.epa.gov/climatechange/science/causes.html this company is reputable and is known for being factual. It is authoritative because they are known for being the leading company in their line of work.

Step Up revolution

Izak Forte
Step Up Revolution
Step Up Revolution is a great movie about a man in Miami and his friend who feel unheard so they speak up in a unique way. They form a group called the mob. This is not your typical mob the call themselves this because they form flash mobs to get people to listen.
I believe it’s the best Step Up Movie yet because of several reasons the first being how they introduce the film. They start with a man simply explaining why he formed this group which I believe appropriately kicks the movie off. The next reason is because they are successful in getting people to listen but forget to say something which is where the daughter of this man’s boss comes in. after her father threatens to take their homes she convinces them to use their dancing to protest. I think this all comes together to make an excellent plot line. And at the end they have a special dance by Moose a character from the past films.
Overall I loved this film I give it a five out of five. I would highly suggest watching it.

Words

Dolues: depression cause you cant find a capable dogsitter

Butterball Syndrome: addiction to butter leading to extreme fatness

Glubia: fear of gluten